How to Look Younger Without Botox

1. Bleach your hair three times lighter than it actually is.

2. Go tanning until your skin is 5x darker than it should be.

4. Wear press on nails in bright colours and add little charms.

5. Wear heals that are too high for you.

6. Wear skirts that are almost like belts but aren't really.

7. Wear bright lipstick.

8. Over do your eye makeup

9. Get a tatoo of a geico or your daughter.

10. Wear contacts that make your eyes look really blue or really green.

Don't be surprised if you get called cougar or mistaken for a hooker.

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